Sally graciously offered to do the makeup for my costume. By offered I mean gave in to my constant nagging. This is Sia and hers lounge room. Sally said they only realise how dirty it is when guests come over. I say it's fine! The height of neatness.
The tools used to transform me into an 80s songstress/ bond villain.
Matea and Sally went dressed like this. Sally didn't want her photo taken on account of some rash she had. I tried to convince her to flaunt her rash but she refused. Half my friends have rashes at the moment. There must be something in the air!
Fast forward a few hours and we were at the church party. Han Solo (Luke) was there chilling in a frozen state.
Instead of rescuing him, Grace Jones asked her friend to take a photo of her with Han. What a bitch!
The always politically incorrect Cale was there, declaring a jihad on all of us and spitting his best Afghani rhymes.
Because I got there pretty late half the people were out of costume on apart of it being ridiculously hot inside. Subsequently I couldn't tell who half the people had dressed as. That I was just too drunk. Here's Tom post disk jockey foray.
The smoke machine was in full effect!
Braydon was on a rampage. I vividly remember him torturing some poor girl who'd come dressed as a nurse, yelling "She's got swine flu! Put her in quarantine".
The ever bloody Lucy was in attendance, smearing all over anyone who got near her. In fact my pillow now has red stains on it.
Like I mentioned before, it was a real shirts off affair.
Smokey was there but not in costume. I think he's been DJing somewhere else earlier in the night so he's excused.
In retrospect it's a real miracle no one went blind from excess smoke. I think you can faintly see a topless Forrest Gump on the dancefloor.
And here's Forrest in a homo-erotic moment with Nutty.
Ah George! What a man. He danced the night away for sure. I fell asleep despite the music and sounds of people dancing and cheering away. Word on the street is Lucy sat on me and I still didn't wake up.
The next morning we found Josh asleep in his car. The signs of a good night for sure! Gotta think of my costume for next year. Best night in a while,
